Are you diving with The Pope
The Pope has release some tips so you can find our if you are diving with him or not....
* He makes you kiss his O-ring before he connects his tank.
* His PADI Dive Manual is written in Latin.
* He'll only use a snorkel because he thinks it's a sin to use any artificial breath control methods.
* He annoys the other divers by walking on water and boasting, 'Now that's neutral buoyancy!'
* He brags that he can dive for free on any island that begins with'Saint.'
* Instead of using the dive table he preffers to use the Dive Cross
* He is the only guy in the world with a white wetsuit and hood
* He tends to canonize his dive buddies
* He keeps telling everyone that he can say OK in 58 different languages
* He talks with God every time he suffers from Narcosis
* He only dives with Italian Made dive gear. Never British.... oh no !!!
* He's dive boat is called The Pope Marine
* He keeps telling you that Finding Christ is a better movie than Finding Nemo
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